[Cadaverous Pallor]

Yeah, I end up having to deal with this as well. They drop a red ribbon in my inbox and expect me to wear it.

I do not.

If someone asks me about it I'd probably say "I forgot" or "I never got one" or whatever. I'm not about to take a stance that might affect how people view me...and maybe get me a surprise drug test.

I think telling kids "drugs are bad" and "just say no" is every bit as irresponsible and ineffective as teaching nothing but abstinence from sex.