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If you get this one, hang your head in shame for you are a NERD! (and yes, my head is hanging). It's for the Java geeks out there...
Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. ``Hey, baby'', he says, ``my VM or yours''. She slaps him and he walks back dejected. The second int walks over. ``Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast''. After a quick slapping, he too walks back. The Float then ambles over casually. ``Were those two primitive types bothering you?'', he remarks. ``Yes. I'm so glad you're here'', she says. ``They just had no Class!''
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-TJ
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