Hahah... I love this one, had to share:
Quote:
You're fighting a spooky vampire
This is a spooky vampire. He wants to saaaahhhk your blaaaahd. He is a terrifying apparition even though he talks like a cross between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Count Chocula.
He gets the jump on you.
He turns into some kind of big, black dog. But it turns out he's your godfather, so it's okay.
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