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		 Lumpy Rug Day. 
 
I looked elsewhere to discover what the hell that meant and found that it is "designed to taunt those who sweep unwanted facts under the carpet." 
 
Do YOU have a lumpy rug? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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