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I thought Ass Pants - those wonderfull pants with clever statements across one's ass marked the nadir of unswankiness.

Unfortunately, I must report - there is a lower point. At the market the other day was a woman wearing "Crotch Pants" written in a funky script were the words "SEX SEA" written across her groin.

I now wonder if I should go out, buy a bunch of sweats and silk screen the words "camel Toe" across their front sides and at least cash in on this trend.