The problem is ... they can't get enough people of any kind to work for sub-McDonald's wages - - much less hawt youngsters who can write their own ticket elsewhere in the world.
The end of the fem-flattering costume phase has been long in coming. Ever since Storybookland Chicks lost their skirts, I've known that Club 33 French Maids and Tourguide Riding Crop Hotties were on the way out. It's sad indeed.
I'm barely relieved to find out that they will, in fact, be keeping the riding crop ... since it looks like I'll hardly be able to entertain the spanking fantasy when the Lane Bryant version of the costume is worn by a middle-aged mom or some girl with size more suitable to Kansas than California.
Le Sigh.
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