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I nearly left the lunch place this afternoon because I didn't want to hear "Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer," but alas, I was starving.
I sped up my grocery shopping this evening when I realized that I was in the middle of what must be one of the worst renditions of "Sleigh Ride" ever. Actually, I think all renditions of "Sleigh Ride" must be terrible. What perplexes me is that when I entered the store, they were playing Norah Jones. What the hell happened between the dairy section and the cereal aisle? Apparently I wasn't paying very good attention.
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