[Cadaverous Pallor]

Rules of winter in OC:

1) For 90% of winter, it will be cold enough to wear a scarf and hat in the morning and evening, but at midday you'll look like an idiot wearing them.

2) It's almost never worth it to carry an umbrella with you. It will usually end up in the car when you need it at the house, and vice versa. A hooded jacket will be fine for most "rain" situations.

3) "Rain" is when your glasses get wet and you have to wipe them. "Pouring" is when you should probably have an umbrella with you, or you can run quickly from car to building. When you get a real wall of water for a few minutes it's called "OMG, it's REALLY RAINING OUT THERE!" A "Flood" is when it rains for two days.

4) "Snow" is something you make out of sheets of white paper. You fold the paper a bunch and cut little shapes out of the sides. This has something to do with Frosty the Snowman but we're not sure what.