With 83 percent of the precincts reporting, Fox News has projected George W Bush the winner and lifetime dictator-elect of Iraq. With a staggering 50.5% of the vote, Mr. Bush proclaimed that, "Such an emphatic mandate means that it's ass kicking time in Iraq. We got the insurgents and all the other evil-doers on the run now, beyotch!"
USA! USA! USA!
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Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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