16. "What happens on the Matterhorn, stays on the Matterhorn."
15. "No one needs a Court Order to tap
my wires!"
14. "Brokeback Mountain reminds me of the Matterhorn Bobsleds with MickeyLumbo."
13. "April Fool's Day: More fun than a Democratic Fillibuster."
12. "I should move in with MickeyLumbo. I bet he knows how to treat a man".
11. "I'm no more Gay than Tom Delay is guilty of money laundering."
10. "The
best part of 'Remember...Dreams Come True' was sitting next to MickeyLumbo."
9. "Look, Crystal, I can touch my toes in the shower."
8. "MickeyLumbo sure has nice ManBoobs."
7. "But Crystal, I was drunk on 'Jesus Juice'."
6. "A MickeyLumbo in the hand is better than two Ann Coulters in the bush."
5. "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is a pillowbiter."
4. "During shuttle service, does the Monorail have a steering wheel in the tail-cone?"
3. "HEY! Where's
my toaster?"
2. "I wish I could quit you."
1. "I love Bush!"
