I wonder if Pat keeps track of all this in his 'Big Book of Smitings'.
Pat writing in his book in goat's blood: "Let's see... Sharon, check. Now then...that was a smiting for Florida, a smiting for New Orleans, a to be determined smiting for San Francisco's Newsom, I denied ownership of the smiting of the minister electrocuted by his microphone, the smiting of the Boy Scout Leaders by lightning was not mine either..."
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