You've been listening to conservative talk-radio again, haven't you? I know I've heard those ads for the VTB on either O'Reilly or Hannity.....
It would be sweet, but even better if there was a tennis bracelet weighing down Teddy's paw.
(Of course, Eric would go for the vacuum. I've gotten new faucets for Mother's Day, telephones for Christmas, etc. I gave up on his sorry ass years ago.)