Ah, the elusive third nipple. It's good to have a confirmed sighting of such a legendary piece of American folklore.
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Originally Posted by Tito's Kitten
I know someone out there has to have a worse story than this. Please make me feel better and share.
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Nope. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone in the history of the world.
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said I should have it since I had bigger breasts
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she lifted her shirt to show me her breasts
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this was terribly exciting
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her breasts still exposed and proceeded to show me an up close view
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this woman's chest is in my face
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It goes deep. FEEL IT.....
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I just kind of lost track when I those words spilled from her mouth.
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I looked into her eyes and was so cool saying "Umm, yeah
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Then she pulled down her shirt and went back to folding her laundry as if nothing happened.
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I need a cigarette.
