So after CP got home and confirmed the crappy quality of those two items, I sat down and sent off an email to cafe press. It was after 6, so I didn't expect a response. But then, 3:00 rolls around today and I still hadn't gotten a response. CP's home for the day, so she gave them a call. They do indeed rule...they said they're sending out replacements, no questions asked, and we don't even need to return the ones we already have.
Anyone want a couple items of slightly misprinted LoT swag cheap?