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Old 02-14-2006, 02:37 PM   #67
Disneyphile
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Possible Excuses for Cheney to Use as to Why This Occured:
  1. Warrantless domestic spying revealed he was getting phone calls from Al Qaeda.
  2. If the Vice President does it, it's not against the law.
  3. I was hoping to put him in a persistent vegetative state so the GOP could pass a law to keep him alive.
  4. I'm sure the man's family will welcome me as a liberator.
  5. Look here, it says "Non-resident hunting license". The guy lives in Maine!
  6. Our attempts at Social Security reform have failed miserably. I've decided to fix the problem, one senior at a time.
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