[scaeagles]

Topics of important happenings at the Olympics:

Russian doping scandal in the hugely popular choice of fans everywhere biathalon. OK....maybe not hugely popular.

Then there's....um.....the hot chicks on the US women's curling team.

Then there's....um.....the cat fight a-brewing between the US womens and Canadian womens hockey teams. (The US has accused the Canadians of running up scores against their opponents, which may be true considering they are winning 16-0, 12-0, etc, but tone tie breaker is goals scored, so....maybe that's valid)

That may be about it.

OH! I almost forgot! That pillar of popularity Bryant Gumbel has referred to winter Olympians as pseudo-athletes and criticized the games in many ways, one of which being because they are "whiter than a GOP convention". I think Bryant Gumbal is a pseudo news-man being that so few people actually watch him it is possible that he doesn't actually report anything.