[Cadaverous Pallor]

As usual when passing the old Fantasyland Skyway stop, we looked up and sighed...and noticed a bunch of Mickey balloons tied there. As a bunch of balloons is the internation sign for "PARTY OVER HERE" we were definitely intrigued. Just then a couple CMs let themselves into the gate. One was carrying a very large sheet cake. We were able to see that the cake had a "frosting printer" photo of some old dude, as well as a frosting printer paragraph. There was no big "Happy Birthday" or "Happy Retirement", just this huge block of text, so I have no clue who the guy was or what the event was about. I mean, who wants to stand next to a cake and read this guy's freakin' life story anyway?

So here's what I want to know - how much does that cost?? Because if there's a chance I can have a party in an extinct attraction, then hell yeah!!!