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Lol. The word "porn" probably makes it seem dirty, when it was really just strange. The "porn" consisted of naked guys riding turtles (the kind with the wheels you rode in elementary school, not the tortoise), seen only from the back. It was also in the form of a movie inside the wall, so it was really just whomever was in the bathtub cupping their hands and peering into the tile. And the occasional sobbing, because apparently it was very sad porn.

I actually may need therapy.