Okay, let me introduce my friends then:
Drop dead Fred who likes to pull pranks such as running the hot water while someone is taking a shower
Merry Mary who likes bad jokes and bad haircuts.
Fat Freddy who loves sugar and wouldn't think twice in grabbing a sucker from a kid.
Grumpy gertie who bitches about bad days nonstop and likes to lob rocks at deers when they wander into our backyard.
They are very pleased to meet you people.
