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I also paid to see Mom and Dad save the world. Definitely among my top 5 of worst movies I ever paid to see. (I was an SNL freak at the time and couldn't pass up Jon Lovitz.)

I paid to see Cabin Boy because I was 14 and had a group of rambunctious friends. We knew it would be bad and went on purpose. It was way worse than we expected. Had fun anyway, because the theater was literally empty, so we were as noisy as we wanted to be. Ah, memories of the now-gone Fallbrook GCC 7...