How about these?
After I Cook The Vegetables, What Do I Do With The Wheelchairs?
Assassins Do It From Behind
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap
Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians
Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon
I Like Cats, Too. Let's Exchange Recipes
I Love Defenseless Animals, Especially In A Good Gravy
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets
My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down
Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?