Well, if anyone has a magic cure of a porcelin bathtum that is more porus than it should be and collects soap scum like I collect Disney, then please let me know. Then you can come over for a candillit soak in my HUGE tub!
Edit to add. Alone.
Oh, and I want this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...lance&n=284507