"All About Eve" ~ "While you wait you can read my column. It'll make minutes fly like hours."
"Absolutely Fabulous" ~ "She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."
"South Park" ~ "Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?"
"The Simpsons" ~
Homer:"I love you, Pepsi."
Pepe: "Pepe."
Homer: "Pepe."
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" ~ "Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
"Auntie Mame" ~ "Please dear, your Auntie Mame is hung."
"The Women" ~ "There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society, outside of a kennel."
"The Philadelphia Story" ~ "Oh, we're going to talk about me again, are we? Goody."
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