I was awakened out of my slumber by the exterminators who are tenting the house next door and our shared garage. I was hoping that, from the backyard, they couldn't see the lump in the bed who was trying to ignore them. Sadly, they needed my help, the doorbell rang, and I was forced to face the cold reality of morning.
What? 10:00 isn't morning? When you go to sleep at 3:00, it is morning - in a big way. Vampires don't like mornings.
Today, I'm going to clean my closet - namely my shoes. Emelda would be proud. But first, coffee. Mmmmmmm.
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