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A penis. What else could it have been?  |
A penis?!? Then you certainly gave the wrong or misleading answer on some of the questions...
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23. Can you eat it? No.
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OK, maybe not in the strict sense of the word...
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11. Does it make something move? No.
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If it starts poking in the wrong places, you'll see LOTS of movement!
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10. Is it used by a baby? Sometimes.
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Ew. Ew. Ew. Never, ever used BY a baby. Sure, it's used to MAKE a baby. But used BY a baby?!?
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7. Does it have eyes? No.
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Have you never heard of the "One Eyed Trouser Trout?"
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Does it jump? No.
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Treat it right and/or treat it wrong and it most certainly will jump!
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4. Can you buy it? No.
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Well, maybe not "buy" but women certainly can own it!
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2. Does it live in grass-lands? Sometimes.
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And usually not nearly enough time is spent in the "grasslands" if ya catch my drift
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1. It is classified as Animal.
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Um, well; can't argue with that.
I'm still weirded out by the baby thing...