I don't get why my cat (bless her heart and all that crap) stiiiillll feels the need to barf on the carpet, when half the house is tile/wood.
Are her delicate little ears too sensitive to the sound of yack hitting a hard floor?
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.