Happy Birthday Matterhorn Fan!
Have you shaved your Yeti?
www.shavemyyeti.com 
Here's the lyrics:
Used to be the hairy guy
Now he's got a brighter sky
Tamin' ladies with his eye
He's shaved!
No more itch-i-ness
Is making him dan-gerous
Or a mortal threat to folks like you and I.
Gonna try and make it now
Make Seattle his somehow
Who knows what the future holds - we'll see.
Used to be the hairy guy
Now he's got a brighter sky
There's just no stopping Shaved Yeti!