I forgot to check my mail from Saturday until we got home Sunday...I found a letter addressed to me from Arkansas.  I know no one in AK plus they spelled my name wrong (I don't care how you pronounce it, as long as it is spelled correctly), but they knew me well enough to have my address.  It was a letter telling me that David is having an affair with the widow.  I had to laugh.  Who ever wrote it does not know me very well at all.  The only people that came to mind were 2 of Jimmy's cousins, who blame her for his suicide.  My response was to call her and tell her that since she was having an affair with David she needed to fix me dinner.  Dinner was mighty tastey!!!   I told her that had I known that is what it took to get food, I should write a letter like that every week.  
The kicker on the letter was the person who wrote it said I could always email them and ask any questions I may have...the email is 
cant_prove_its_me@yahoo.com.  Too bad for them it had the opposite affect of what they were trying for.