[tracilicious]

Ok, well Michael just came home and said that newspaper has been on the floor for several days. (We're reorganizing laundry in the front room so it's pretty messy.) So I suppose it's possible that someone knocked and the door came open, or the wind blew it open (even though it isn't windy), or the person that was coming to harvest my organs and sell my kids doesn't even have the decency to put a newspaper in my door. Overreaction #3,542.