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Old 04-20-2006, 10:18 AM   #1
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Talking Ten Good Questions To Ask Yourself
These made me laugh.
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Originally Posted by David Bryant
  1. It that thing supposed to be ticking?
  2. Why don't I try it without the chloroform next time?
  3. Does it count as murder if I think he's a robot trying to pass himself off as human?
  4. I know what hairy palms signify, but what about the soles of my feet?
  5. Is the kitsch value of furniture made from used nuclear waste disposal containers worth all the extra tumors?
  6. Is cannibalism really the best way to deal with this situation?
  7. I wasn't supposed to push that big red button, was I?
  8. Can a long-distance romance work out if the other party is one of my alternate personalities sending email through a proxy in Brussels?
  9. Is there a mathematical formula for calculating the amount of deodorant I'll need to pour into the flower bed to keep the neighbors from getting suspicious?
  10. Yes, but will it burn my genitals?
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