Okay, first thought.....that dress is on backwards.
Second....there are proms in Portland that are really popular. I know tons of people that go! It's really funny. They've had 80's themed ones and 70's themes and they are well-attended....people go all out on their dresses/suits/tuxes! The one at the Kennedy School last year sold out (I'm trying to find pics online, but I can't...darn)!!!
My sister and her fiance went to an 80's one a few years ago and had a blast. If I didn't hate dressing up so much, I'd probably love it too.
The only one I've really been tempted to go to is the annual transgender ball.....it's always in 80's style and it always sells out. Maybe I should make it a goal to find the perfect 80's dress and go this year!!
I'd check LA Weekly in the spring-time. I'm sure there's one down there!! They're so popular here! But they're only advertised in smaller independent papers.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.