Liquor Warning
Yeah, this has crossed the internet superhighway more times than Tommy Lee's ass, but what the hay. For your smile:
LIQUOR WARNING
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance
in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large
chunks of time.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass
kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan
tpye reel gode
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