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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup
iSm's post is so thoroughly asinine that I can't even respond. I'm boggled that adults think that way.
So we invaded a country to destroy infrastructure to take out of circulation oil that was already out of circulation but that wasn't really it, baby just wanted to avenge daddy but that isn't really it the monkey just wanted to distract the world away from his machiavellian domestic social policies by controlling the populace through fear instigated through the controlled demolition of the World Trade Center but that isn't it the Infant in Chief is actually a masochist that is willing to implode his own reputation to give money to people who were already billionaires. But that's not it he just made poor decisions since he fell off the wagon in May 2002 due to the stress of 9/11. But that's not it, he's simultaneously the biggest idiot in the world and the most masterful manipulator of world politics ever seen. BUT THAT'S NOT IT HE'S JUST A FIGUREHEAD AND THE REAL POWER BEHIND THE THRONE IS A BUNCH OF COMPUTERS THAT HAVE DESIGNATED HIM TO BRING ABOUT THE END TIMES SO THAT DIGITAL INTELLIGENCE CAN FINALLY REIGN SUPREME!!!!!
But that's not it. Sometimes **** happens and people really want it to be the result of a hidden hand so that they can have someone to blame. It is the same ****ty thinking that results in religion.
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I think I love you.
No- really- that was beautiful. (save for my disagreement on the last bit)
Fvcking poetic-damn