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One that I heard yesterday (and I know I'm breaking my Grandma's heart when I say this. I'm so sorry, Nana. )....

Lady ~ Kenny Rogers
Lady, I’m your knight in shining armor and I love you... *GAG*. This is just yacky, sappy croonin', and set to a funeral dirge I might add. It's just always made me squeamish.

More tunes that make me um, squeam much? :

Ballerina Girl~ Lionel Richie

Hello~ Lionel Richie
You just keep makin' the list, pal. The video to this is even WORSE. He's an art teacher in love with his young, beautiful blind student and the whole thing just has a creepy predator vibe to it. It's heartwrenching when she sculpts his head out of clay and it totally looks like a Chia Pet with cornflakes for hair. )

Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia..

While we're raking poor Lionel over the coals, a special nod goes to Endless Love. *ACK* Maybe I'm just jaded. I think Lionel is incredibly talented. It's just most ballads for me induce hurling.

Oh! More shout-outs!

Every Rose has It's Thorn~ Poison
Instead of makin’ love, we both made our separate ways...ick ick ick ick.

Oh! Oh!
When The Children Cry~ White Lion
ANYTIME Glam bands had a message, I just wasn't interested in listening.

Could I be more bitter? I'm just having a bad day, which is why I thank God for Depeche Mode. Black Celebration is what I'm talkin' about!