wendybeth, you missed a few:
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“Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.”
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“The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down”
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“The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.”
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“When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it's an invitation”
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Originally Posted by Rush Limbaugh to an African American caller
“Take that bone out of your nose and call me back”
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And these, I guess, are about himself...
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"There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.”
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“If you commit a crime, you're guilty.”
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Yeah, I feel really sorry for this guy.
