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AllyOops! · 05-01-2006, 02:57 PM

Three emotions, or feelings rather, surfaced within me whilst reading this..

1.) The Ick Factor
Because it's just unfortunate and friggin' foul, really. Poor fella.

2.) The Puh-leeze Factor
If I ever found finger flesh on my burger, and God willing I never do, I wouldn't even think of calling the police unless I suspected something criminal went down in the kitchen. And by criminal activity in the kitchen, I certainly don't mean the recent addition of the pecan crusted chicken salad to the menu. *Ack*

3.) The Yum Factor
Because the boneless buffalo wings at Friday's (sans flesh digit) really do rock.

05-01-2006, 02:57 PM	#2
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Three emotions, or feelings rather, surfaced within me whilst reading this.. 1.) The Ick Factor Because it's just unfortunate and friggin' foul, really. Poor fella. 2.) The Puh-leeze Factor If I ever found finger flesh on my burger, and God willing I never do, I wouldn't even think of calling the police unless I suspected something criminal went down in the kitchen. And by criminal activity in the kitchen, I certainly don't mean the recent addition of the pecan crusted chicken salad to the menu. Ack 3.) The Yum Factor Because the boneless buffalo wings at Friday's (sans flesh digit) really do rock.
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