[AllyOops!]

Seriously, I had pneumonia a month ago. My very first time. And I had it for a month. I told everybody I thought I had bird flu. Or typhoid. Or the plague. Or black lung disease even thoughI've never mined. I'm dramatic like that. My ass is always dying.

It's not an epidemic, but pandemic. My mom put that fear in me. Thank you, su madre.That scares the daylights outta me.