I'm walking home from the T yesterday and I pass by two boys playing in their yard. They look like two eight year old cherubs. Rosy cheeks, big eyes, angels.... Then one turns to the other and in a huge Boston accent says, "Did you just say you wanted to fu ck my mother?!"
The other one says, "No, I said, 'Fu ck your mother.' Like as in 'Forget about her.' Jesus, man."
I started laughing hard. I wasn't expecting that.
I gotta write that one down somewhere...
