[Cadaverous Pallor]

Stupid f'n weather. It just reminds me of all outdoor bday parties I had as a kid that were ugly like this. I hate wearing a sweater and ending up with hot weather by the afternoon, or freezing your ass off because you thought it would clear up but it doesn't. Hey, remember those painful weeks of school in May when you could practically feel summer vacation coming on?

Spring is my least favorite season, except for the bday part.