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The MAD record (which I no longer have) did not have a B side. It was one of those flimsy paper-thin flexi-discs, which used to show up in magazines fairly often. (They often advised that the user place a penny or other weight on the record when setting it on the turntable, to prevent slippage.)
Anyway, even though I have not heard that stupid record since sometime in the late Seventies, I still remember the tune, and the words. The song went like this:
"It's a great big beautiful wonderful incredible
Super Spectacular Day
And your heart is humming with good times coming
And you've got that lovely feeling things are going your way
All those bells are ringing and a little bird singing as he sits on your windowsill
Saying 'yesiree, I can plainly see, it will surely be, most definitely
A Super Spectacular Day....UNTIL..."
Then, the various alternate endings give reasons why it turns out not to be such a super spectacular day after all. I don't remember any of these, as I only heard them once (not even all of them). But I do remember one of them began with the phrase "You develop a twitch and a horrible itch." You get the idea.
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