[Capt Jack]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming?

Spoiler:

bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs water skiing?

Spoiler:

skip

what do you call a man with no arms or legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Spoiler:

russle

what do you call a woman with no arms or legs lying on a BBQ?

Spoiler:

patty

I could go on and on......