I'm the world's worst admin asst. I was asked to help cover our building's admin assist's lunch and, of course, I was not happy about that. So I'm answering phones and have no idea where or how to transfer anyone, so I just guessed.
Then someone hands me something to fax. I just looked at them and pointed to the fax machine. 'Figure it out.' I said. Yeah, I'm picking up on this Boston thing really well...