I had the only serious crush I ever had on a woman while I was in my 30s and unhappily married. Nothing happened, but the creepy thing is, I realized recently that the woman LOOKED like me, ACTED like me, had the same INTERESTS as me...
So instead of being a trip around the desire scale...it looks like I had a brief erotic obsession with...MYSELF!
Hm. That's probably the most intimate thing I've ever trucked out onto the information superhighway. But also self-deprecatingly funny. Okay.