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I've been to a strip club once in my life. The place I went to, I was told that you could get a hand job if you went early enough (the was a constant police presence after a certain hour - imagine working that beat).

The amusing side was a stripper with a Hello Kitty lunch box filled with an assortment of dildos and vibrators. The sad side was I felt more like the woman's gynocologist than anything else - ho hum.

That said, I'd love to see one of Dita Von Tease's Burlesque acts - or some sort of campy burlesque revue.

I think there is something to be said about the proper tease as well as often the anticipation is sometimes far more erotic than the actual consumation.