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Old 05-22-2006, 01:52 PM   #29
Ghoulish Delight
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A recently divorced man stumbles across a strange looking bottle one afternoon. He picks it up, looks it over, and then pulls a cork out of the top. As soon as he does, the bottle begins to shake and a wisp of blue smoke comes out. Next thing he knows, a genie is floating before him.

"Thank you for freeing me. I will grant you 3 wishes...but there is a catch. Whatever you wish for, your ex wife will receive double."

The man thinks for a moment, then smiles and says, "Okay, genie, you're on. For my first wish, I will ask for 50 million dollars."

The genie makes some motions. "It is done, you now have immense wealth, your ex wife double. Oh, and there's an ATM card in your pocket, you'll have go to the bank to select a pin. Sorry 'bout that, bank rules."

The man thanks the genie, and prepares for his second wish. "I wish for the finest Ferrari ever produced."

The genie closes his eyes, and a gorgeous automobile appears before the man's eyes. "Your wish is granted, double for your ex. Don't forget to register the car, I don't need you pulling a 'Stefan Ericksson' and having it trace back to me. By the way, you must really like your ex to be giving double all this great stuff."

The man just smiles his biggest smile yet. "I'm ready for my third wish."

Spoiler:
I wish to be beaten half to death.
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