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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick
This Is Not Your Ordinary Fairy Tale
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Princess Denise was loved by all the men in the land. She was pretty, happy and lots of fun to be around. One day she woke up and found that her legs were transformed into squid tentacles.
"Who will love me now?" Princess Denise asked the bathroom mirror...
No.
King Walter Hamptenfitch was the gayest king in all the land. He liked to romp and roll through the forest while singing tunes he remembered from childhood. One day, while picking daisies in the garden, King Walter came across a dying panda bear. The bear looked up at him and said, "I need bamboo..."
King Walter scratched his head with his scepter. "Heavens!" He said.
No.
Ralph, the Gnome Keeper, stood over several gnomes that were bludgeoned to death in the enchanted cave. He looked at the large mallet in his hand and said, "Maybe I shouldn't have done that."
I got nothin' right now, LSPE...
