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So....we go out to California Pizza Kitchen last night for dinner, as we usually go out on Friday or Saturday.
While at the table, my 6 year old son says "Mom, what's the opposite of Saturn?" Not that planets have an opposite, but anyway, he says "Pattern! Get it?"
So, not knowing that my son knows the order of the planets, I say to no one in particular "What's the opposite of the second planet?" My 12 year old daughter immediately turns red and my wife shoots me this look. After 10 seconds of thought, my son yells out "Penis!!!". Everyone withint 10 tables of us looks over.....I was in the doghouse with the wife last night.....
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