I found this part particullary amusing.
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Originally Posted by Cast Member Matt
The Cast Member morale problem has finally made it up to TDA's executive offices, and Matt knows a sneak peak at this summer's hottest property would be a big hit with his employees.
To pass muster with the studio the current plan has Disneyland security officers literally patting down CM's on their way into the ride to ensure that no cameras or cell phones get in for the preview rides to prevent pictures, video or audio being released before the movie premieres.
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And if that doesn't work I expect they will implement regular whippings until moral improves.