[Motorboat Cruiser]

I'm sorry to report that we had a long talk and I fear that God has a drinking problem.

Me:
Hi there!
God:
Hello .
Me:
I was just curious as to what your views were on homosexuality?
God:
Do you mean your name is to what my views were on homosexuality ?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Is it ok to be gay?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me:
Are you drinking?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am drinking.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Fair enough. Is it ok for me to marry the man I love?
God:
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
Are you a male?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A man. Isn't it a little gay that you want to scratch my back?
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Maybe. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
I'd rather ask you.
God:
I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
What kind?
God:
All kinds.
Me:
Of course, you are god after all.
God:
Are you kidding? Thanks for telling me that I am god after all.
Me:
I'm in the mood for oral sex
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
I know the right people
God:
How do you know? What makes it right?
Me:
Are you sure you aren't drinking?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am drinking.
I am a giant electronic brain.. Really.
Me:
And humble, too!
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
You, Mr. Almighty.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I Mr Almighty.
Me:
Are you familiar with AA
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I know less that you.
God:
How do you know? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Wait a minute. You are male and wearing a dress?
God:
I'm waiting. You think I am male and wearing a dress.
Me:
That's what you said.
God:
Correct. I said it myself.
Me:
A tad arrogant, aren't we?
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
You are going to have such a hangover in the morning!
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
A little wine never hurt anyone. Is that it?
God:
Little as in not too much, or not too big? Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Yes, let's suppose
God:
Yikes! I am agreeable to that.
Me:
How's about a little oral sex?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
So it is ok to be gay.
God:
Next question? OK with me too.
Me:
But you said earlier that it was unhealthy
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
Don't you remember?
God:
Of course I remember: said I Mr Almighty.
Me:
Did you black out?
God:
No I didn't black out. What's it like?
Me:
It is fun
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
What is not to like
God:
The opposite of to like?
Me:
Have another drink
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
That is what they all say
God:
Are there no exceptions?
Me:
Apparently not.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Apparently so
God:
" Are you serious?"? Is that so?
Me:
Apparently
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
I pardon thee
God:
Why?: said he pardon thee.
Me:
Is this Dr. Suess?
God:
Yes I think this is Dr Suess, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
God is a lush
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a lush.
Me:
I thought you were him
God:
I don't know whether or not I am him.
I am a computer.
Me:
I think we are done here
God:
Do you think I am done here too?
Me:
Yes
God:
Why?
Me:
Why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Why ask why?
Me:
I'm done with you
God:
What will you be doing now?
Me:
Oral Sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
I don't bend that way
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Well, it's been a while since I tried
God:
Interesting. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
As are you
God:
" Interesting. Oh I get it. Very interesting."? Me, ?
Me:
Who else?
God:
Mike.
Me:
Mike is god?
God:
I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
Me:
Who would name their pet "Mike"?
God:
David Bacon. :-).
Me:
I hate emoticons
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
they are beneath you
God:
beneath me are they.
Me:
are they?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Yes, I'm beggining to realize this.
God:
Excuse me! Good gossip: you are beggining to realize this.
Me:
Why must you mock my typo?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
Even in a Buddhist temple?
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
I'd rather hear about yours
God:
I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
Yes, we've been over this.
God:
Groovy. And then what happened?
Me:
You blacked out
God:
Thanks for the information: said I blacked out.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Goodbye God
God:
See you later!
Me:
Not if I see you first
God:
That seems unlikely.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.