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Old 05-30-2006, 08:34 PM   #10
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God likes violence

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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Tiggs
God:
Hey Tiggs.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
why do you make people hate each other and blow up abortion clinics?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
why? were you bored?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. No, I was not.
Me:
or just tired of thinking
God:
Maybe you should get some rest.
Me:
because I'm questioning your violent motives?
God:
Good reason. Do your friends call you questioning my violent motives.
Me:
no, my friends call me Tiggs. But they think that your violence is troublesome
God:
Are you serious? It's good to see you, Tiggs. The anonymous "they".
Me:
My friends think your violence is troublesome
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
Very well.
God:
Ugh.
Me:
It's good to think for yourself. And to realize that violence is bad. You should stop telling people to commit violent acts
God:
Tell me about its good qualities. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
Speaking of They, can you tell me about the Others?
There was no comment after my last question. Even God doesn't know.
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